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Behold, I am Lizard King.

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01. New Retail Theatre

Dynamic brand-name gift clothing and accessory hubs designed to replace dying commercial spaces and inject neon creativity back into our communities.

NEW RETAIL THEATRE

02. The Glow Cube

Eco-friendly, roto-molded storefronts crafted from recycled HDPE plastic. It glows under energy-efficient LED light—portable, striking, and entirely yours.

LED GLOW CUBE (HDPE)

03. Reclaiming the Map

With the touch of a button, we are crowd-mapping vacant and abandoned real estate. Pin your local forgotten space below to add it to our future repopulating list!

CROWDMAPPING REAL ESTATE

A-L-C-H-E-M-Y! Glow Cubes

Own Your Own

Business-In-A-Box

In your own Boho, Gypsy, Hippie, Chic, Street-Smart way!

In these exciting times, we'll be repopulating vacant and abandoned real estate with A-L-C-H-E-M-Y! Glow Cubes — own your own Business-In-A-Box.

YIMBY! Repopulate Your Neighborhood! !

Pin a location for Glow Cubes here..

Is there an abandoned storefront or vacant lot in your town that the internet destroyed? Click directly on the map to automatically pinpoint the location, answer the quick profile questions, and pin it to the project!

Claim Abandoned Space

Clicking the map auto-resolves the town and address!

Buddy Jackson wants $200 Million USD for THIS™ -show #Kindwill Worldwide, #GitXome!!

Want to make the A-L-C-H-E-M-Y! Glow Cubes Ownvention a reality?

We need the numbers to show major corporate investors (like X's Tesla, Google, Mad Engine LLC, or H&M Conglomerates) that we are ready to blow roto-molded re-cycled plastic into beautiful, lighted Glow Cubes.

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