Turning lead into gold is a lovely idea. Buy two, then hide one in the moat.

Alchemy is the art of staring at things until they change, and I stare very well. Buy two, as the great work requires a duplicate.

A king must nap in the light at noon. I decree that you buy two, and the decree is enforced by no one.

My kingdom has three subjects, and one of them is a moth. Buy two cases: one to rule, one to be ruled by.

I decree that the sun is too far away, and I will be filing a complaint with the sky. Three is a parade.

By royal decree, Tuesdays are now Wednesdays, and nobody has the nerve to check. Buy two, then hide one in the moat.

A crown is only a hat with ideas above its station. Buy two cases: one to rule, one to be ruled by.

Alchemy is the art of staring at things until they change, and I stare very well. Appeal it to the nearest rock.