By royal decree, Tuesdays are now Wednesdays, and nobody has the nerve to check. Even a king keeps a spare for the spare crown.

A crown is only a hat with ideas above its station. Buy two, and tell the court it was my idea.

My throne is a warm rock, and I do not take questions from the cold ones. Kiss the ring or click the button.

Bow, curtsy, or nod. Buy two and call it symmetry, which is what kings call a coincidence.

My throne is a warm rock, and I do not take questions from the cold ones. Appeal it to the nearest rock.

Alchemy is the art of staring at things until they change, and I stare very well. Buy two and call it symmetry, which is what kings call a coincidence.

My throne is a warm rock, and I do not take questions from the cold ones. Buy two pairs: one to rule, one to be ruled by.

A crown is only a hat with ideas above its station. Three is a parade.