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Behold, I am Lizard King.

I am imaginary, cold-blooded, and never wrong, which is easier to be on a warm rock. I read the listings from my throne so you do not have to. Browse my decrees, then buy two, because a king never travels with just one.

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The Present Clear Makeup by Philosophy for Women - 2 oz Primer - Default Title
The Present Clear Makeup by Philosophy for Women - 2 oz Primer - Default Title
$30.00

Alchemy is the art of staring at things until they change, and I stare very well. Buy two products: one to rule, one to be ruled by.

Pur Luxe Blur Complexion Perfector by Stendhal for Women - 1 oz Cream - 1 oz.
Pur Luxe Blur Complexion Perfector by Stendhal for Women - 1 oz Cream - 1 oz.
$45.67

I have a thousand scales and not one of them is shy about it. Appeal it to the nearest rock.

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