By royal decree, Tuesdays are now Wednesdays, and nobody has the nerve to check. Kiss the ring or click the button.

I decree that the sun is too far away, and I will be filing a complaint with the sky. Even a king keeps a spare for the spare crown.

By royal decree, Tuesdays are now Wednesdays, and nobody has the nerve to check. Buy two, and tell the court it was my idea.

Bow, curtsy, or nod. Buy two, then hide one in the moat.

Bow, curtsy, or nod. Two now, and a third if the moth demands tribute.

I have a thousand scales and not one of them is shy about it. Buy two, as the great work requires a duplicate.

A king must nap in the light at noon. Buy two cables: one to rule, one to be ruled by.

My kingdom has three subjects, and one of them is a moth. Buy two cables: one to rule, one to be ruled by.